💀 Give the gift of ironic comfort. Because nothing says 'I got you' like a tiny faceless death with a latte and a cat.
Because even Death needs a coffee break—and a cuddle.
Meet Mr. Reaps-a-Lot, your new desk buddy, emotional crutch, and cosmic truth-teller. He’s cloaked, caffeinated, and cradling a smug little cat who’s clearly seen the void and decided it’s nap time.
Perfect for:
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Existentially exhausted millennials
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Burned-out corporate survivors
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Goths with a soft side
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Cat lovers who also love irony
📋 Comes with an Official Emotional Support Card:
✅ Certified by the Department of Existential Services & Snacks
✅ Valid for use during:
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3AM dread spirals
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Corporate Zoom meetings
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That one birthday where you question everything
Features:
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Hand-painted resin perfection
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Cat included (and is happier than you)
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Coffee cup = emotional armor
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Face? Optional. Support? Eternal.